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“Hiiiiyaaaaaaa!” Blonde hair and pink felt fly across my tv screen. What I learned about feminism as a kid from Miss Piggy:

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1. When you have been wronged, speak up. Or karate chop.

2. “Kermie…?”

When you want something from someone it usually doesn’t work to be cute. Any scene…

(Source: katiegoodman1.wordpress.com)

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Runaway

Let’s run away, forget about everything

We’ll seize today, who cares what tomorrow brings

I’ve got your hand in mine, love in my heart, a song on my tongue,

I’m ready to start

Let’s run away, flee from this city

I’ve heard of a place where the stars shine so pretty

We may not have money, but we’ve got each other

I’ll be all you need, I’ll be your lover

Let’s run away, barefoot through the grass

Tonight we’re still young but you know it won’t last

We’ll kiss in the moonlight, lay among the flowers

Get lost in each other for a couple of hours

Let’s run away, let’s do it now

Let’s run away, while we still know how

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Invisible Girl

When I was in school and just a girl

Teacher asked what I’d be if I could be anything in the world

I had never been asked this question before

But thought of an answer as I stared at the floor

I told her I wanted to be invisible

She just shook her head and said “Isn’t that pitiful.”

It didn’t seem so bad to me

I could go where I wanted and do what I pleased

I wouldn’t be worried about not being pretty

As I walked unseen through the streets of the city

I wouldn’t have to go to school, I could play all day

If the monsters came to get me I could just run away

No one could hurt me, if I wasn’t there

When people can’t see you, you don’t have to be scared

I would be invincible, not a worry in the world

I would be invincible, the invisible girl.

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Ernesto on the phone with AT&T trying to get internet:

  • AT&T Lady: And who is your cell phone service provider?
  • Ernesto: T-Mobile. But my girlfriend has AT&T.
  • AT&T Lady: Would you be interested in switching your provider to AT&T?
  • Ernesto: Well I just tried to call you on her phone and it was dropped, so no thanks.
  • AT&T Lady: Oh...
  • Ernesto: .... I really just want internet.